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Joke of the Day
"Lou Gehrig... ... died from Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the chances of that?"
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"Mary had a little lamb... ... and the doctor fainted."
"I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar."
"Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store Because it was birdseye"
"they say a camera adds 5 pounds. that being the case, do african children even exist?"
"Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because Somalia doesn't have an education system"
"Once I came across a bridge that was half concrete and half covered in asphalt It was a real hybridge."
"What do you call an internet cafe in Russia? A cyberian cafe."
"Harambe walks into a bar. Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."
"Whats white and salty? Salt."