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Joke of the Day
"How does Avis feel to be #2? It Hertz"
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"Why did the bike fall over? It was too tired"
"NO. Absolutely not. I do not want to see your stupid cat video I've seen a billion cat vid-yeah ok let me see"
"if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world"
"Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt."
"I wish people would stop only talking about Jesus and just start acting like him."
"Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers."
"What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean? A Carabiner"
"I had the biggest dick in 3rd grade which was pretty impressive Also probably the reason I got fired"
"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."