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Joke of the Day

"How does NASA prepare for an organized event? They planet!"

"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he only uses the finest ingredients."

"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"

"Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says: *""nobody needs meat today.""*"

"Your sign says ""NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants."

"I looked up in the sky and a bird pooped in my eye I'm sure glad cows can't fly."

"I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her."

"My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. I prefer to call it drama filtering."

"I asked my wife for breakfast in bed... She told me to sleep in the kitchen."

"I have good news and bad news I've found a sock..."