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Joke of the Day
"I asked my wife for breakfast in bed... She told me to sleep in the kitchen."
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"""I'm Googling some people to play Wii with"" -2010: normal. -1997: weird as fuck."
"What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet"
"I got Indian food with a friend and paid for all the bread It was a nan issue."
"Did you hear about the industrious tree? He wanted to branch out, but his efforts yielded no fruit. But the non-industrious tree stuck to its roots."
"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."
"I stuffed some socks in my pants to impress the ladies but it didn't work so I'll try moving the socks to the front of my pants."
"Winehouse paramedic was intoxicated on duty... ... after attempting mouth to mouth resuscitation."
"Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say ""please paint that wall, Jose"""