109705
Joke of the Day
"POOL FOR DJS Q: Why can't DJs play pool? A: They always scratch."
Next Joke
"How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish? Give it a couple test tickles"
"My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes."
"Chinese takeout Chinese food to go $15. Gas to go pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless."
"When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? When they lose their haunting licenses."
"Four Redditors... ...six opinions."
"My sex life is like 9/11 No one wanted it."
"I can't wait to tell my Grandkids, ""Back when I was kid, we were smarter than our phones!"""
"What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo"
"Studies show ""not jokes"" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not."