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Joke of the Day
"POOL FOR DJS Q: Why can't DJs play pool? A: They always scratch."
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"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."
"God said, ""Thou shall not kill"" And then he wiped out the entire human race with a global flood just because people didn't take it seriously"
"Hey girl you must be a Charmander... cause yo tail end is *fire*."
"How do you know Axe was invented by black people? If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask."
"Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!"
"Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area."
"If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues B. Is frigid C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus."
"(WW1 1915) ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan? ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to- ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes..."
"Dear girls, Santa saw your Facebook page, you're getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas."