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Joke of the Day
"Proctologists are like asstronauts... ...and their on a mission to ur-anus"
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"Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won't understand how many calories are in it."
"Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
"did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is OK now."
"Early Time I'm on a Whiskey diet, I lost three days already."
"Do you know what's black and doesn't work? Decaf Coffee."
"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."
"If a malevolent demon is watching you sleep, simply go to Settings > General > Privacy > Malevolent Demon Who Watches You Sleep (Deactivate)"
"He was the best human cannonball the circus ever had. You seldom meet a man of his caliber."