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Joke of the Day
"He was the best human cannonball the circus ever had. You seldom meet a man of his caliber."
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"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"
"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"son you're getting older and one way I show my trust in you is letting you tackle some tough jobs on your own; bathing the cat for starters"
"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"
"Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries."
"Doctor: you gotta cut back on the drinking Me: but why? D:*lifts up x-ray* says here your liver has officially been sponsored by Grey Goose"
"Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?"
"Macaroni Grill closed four locations here. I suspect the tendency of macaroni to fall through the grill had a lot to do with it."
"Have you seen the joke about the carpenter that had to fix a fence? I believe it was a repost"