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Joke of the Day
"Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me."
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"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"
"What is the opposite of Christopher reeves? Christopher Walken"
"""son, I've had to throw my golf socks out"" ""Why dad? cos you got... A HOLE IN ONE? HAHA"" ""No son. I killed a man. They're covered in blood"""
"My Dad's Maths Joke: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because Dec 25 is Oct 31 Edit: corrected because I'm a fucking tool"
"My love life is like Santa Claus. It exists thanks to gullible six year olds"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Melendez Gilbert Melendez who? Gilbert may lend deez nuts"
"Supposedly Adam Ant has been trying to impress Robert Plant for years... ...everyone knows Adam Ant doesn't move Robert Plant, but he's got high hopes."
"I consider myself a practical gentleman. That's why I masturbate in the shower. The cleanup is a breeze. The only trouble is keeping my laptop dry. That's why I bring the umbrella."
"Funny how the more out-of-shape someone is, the more likely they are to refer to their favorite sports team as ""we."""