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"Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. It's like nothing I've ever herbivore"
"What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Cuntswaylow."
"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."
"NEED HELP I'm in a situation that could require me to pull out some good jokes when asked. I need to hear the best jokes on the internet. The dirtier the better. Thanks in advance"
"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to enter a weightlifting competition? The judges said ""Sorry, we've got enough dumbbells"""
"Never go to restaurants with Hipster Chefs. The food is spoiled. They've been using refrigerators before they were cool."
"When i fart I always tell my gf that it were butterfly's that did'nt know the way to my heart."
"Do you know why god created leprosy? He needed someone to lend him a hand!"
"ME: I'm off to that meeting BOSS: Forget something? M: Yes! [kisses boss gently on forehead] B: I meant your pen [whispers] but thank you"