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Joke of the Day

"What do pedophile sex-tourists and napalm have in common? They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under a minute."

"Where's the best place to look for a joke? The mirror"

"A reddit joke Two X Chromosomes"

"Did you hear about all the butterball turkeys that got recalled? The balls weren't buttered. Thanks to my grandpa for that one. It's his annual thanksgiving joke."

"Sex is like a box if chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Diarrhea is hereditary.. It runs in your jeans."

"How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !"

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."

"Why don't you tell us what's really wrong, loud sneezers?"

"People say that money is not the key to happiness... ...but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers"