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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you tell us what's really wrong, loud sneezers?"

"Mosquitoes are whores. They suck on everyone who goes near them."

"Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife? At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house."

"I heard someone got shocked by their Ford... that must stang."

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah"

"Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete? The old one was made of steal."

"I would never expect to get a penny from a dollar machine. It just doesn't make cents."

"Did you hear about the campers with explosive diarrhea? That shi* was intense."

"How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots."

"Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating."