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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you tell us what's really wrong, loud sneezers?"
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"""Let's call it a day."" -Guy who invented that word"
"Sir this bag is too heavy, you'll have to pay an extra $25 to check it. Sure thing *dumps 2500 pennies from bag onto counter*"
"My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise."
"Want to hear a pizza joke? It's pretty cheesy."
"Moses was the first hippie. He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good."
"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"
"People are forgetting that illegals are ""stealing"" jobs that no one else wants like the job of being Donald Trump's wife"
"My wife is a lot like a facebook post... Lots of people like her, she gets lots of comments, she has been shared by thousands of people, and she may be viral."
"[slashing food truck tires] friend: wtf are you doing?! [running away with arms filled with tacos] YOU COMIN OR NOT?!"