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Joke of the Day

"What did Captain Ahab say when he harpooned a whale's tail fin on the first try? ""Well that was a fluke."""

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"Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court."
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"I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?"