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Joke of the Day
"There are three types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't."
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"My husband just got to level three on netflix: ""faking an illness"" to finish binge watching I'm on level 6: ""faking your own abduction"""
"Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says ""hey you get off of my cloud!"" while a Scotsman says ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"""
"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."
"Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words."
"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"" ^I'll^see^myself^out..."
"Gonna invent a drink called Expresso that's just a cup of bees so people will stop asking for espresso incorrectly."
"Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon... ...Because Marathons are the master race."
"Is your last name Stilton? *insert cheesy pickup line here...*"
"Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon? Because you gotta catch Jamal"