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Joke of the Day

"How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but they get extra credits for it"

"The only thing worse than finding out you were given up for adoption would be finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up."

"*interrogating a baby* ""Any first words?"""

"When Vanna White dies... Do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters?"

"Why is sex with hipsters always unsatisfying? Because they always come before it's cool."

"What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant."

"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."

"I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires."

"Beer must contain Estrogen... When I drink enough, I can't drive or shut the hell up."

"I have a tree joke you might like to hear but most of us would be Sycamore. (tree jokes need to be spruced up in my opinion)"