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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"

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"What is my dentist's favorite indie band? Fluoride and the Machine"
"What's the definition of irony? An incongruity between expectation and result."
"A vintage coin only sells for .02 cents at an auction Needless to say, he felt under appreciated."
"Ironically, seeing a picture of you flashing a peace sign makes me want to violently end your life."
"The Walking Dead or the Grammys. Do you watch the bloodthirsty monsters ready to eat each other to survive or do you go with Walking Dead?"
"Stereotyping people because of their religion is not nice. Whether they be a Christian, a Jew, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Atheist, or a terrorist."
"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"
"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."
"Did you hear about the window installer with two penises? He was double-hung."