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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"
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"Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces."
"Jesus died for our sins. But then he came back to life. Pretty sure that breaks the deal."
"How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape? One. And one's friends."
"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose ? Nobody knows"
"ME: OMG I CAN'T BREATHE I ATE WAY TOO MUCH CALL A DOCTOR HER: do you want dessert? ME: ok, but just a small slice."
"Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash."
"Here's one for you 369"
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."