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Joke of the Day

"Pizza is like sex When it's good, it's the best. When it's bad, it's still pretty good"

"I don't see why people say, ""God, send me a sign"". Why not ask the Head of Amazon's shipping department?"

"How can U make a difference? Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*"

"How do you start a Rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."

"I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man anymore after what he said to me... ""You're fired!"""

"It's really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you're buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos."

"Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good."

"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."

"I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land"

"I bet if I got one of those jumbo 16-slice toasters, people would finally take me seriously."