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Joke of the Day
"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."
Next Joke
"why are blonde jokes so short so brunettes can rember them"
"I just robbed everyone at a Whole Foods Market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten."
"Wife asks his husband how many women he had slept with... Husband proudly replies, ""Only you darling!"" ""With the others I was awake..."""
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary Those who don't And those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."
"Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted."
"Back in my day... They called selfie sticks dildos."
"5-year-old daughter: I don't like my princess shoes with the heels. Me: Do they hurt your feet? 5-year-old: I can't run from zombies."
"Snake walks into a bar. Game over"
"It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs.. Wooden tit?"