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Joke of the Day
"Snake walks into a bar. Game over"
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"Put the punchline in the title How to ruin a joke."
"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."
"A number fight there was this 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ganging on a 0, he tightened his belt and became an 8 and beat them all"
"Did you ever think about ten years ago you'd be saying.. ""I really hope this is a chick I'm talking to""."
"League of Legends Solo Queue"
"What's it called when you a kill a sapling? Arbortion"
"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"
"I farted in an Apple Store today and got thrown out because of it Not my fault they don't have Windows"
"Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors. They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock."