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Joke of the Day
"I just robbed everyone at a Whole Foods Market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten."
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"The most unrealistic movies aren't fantasy and sci-fi. They're the movies where people have a conversation in the pouring rain."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear"
"*cop slams bag of weed down on table* ""EXPLAIN."" ""its not mine officer i swea- ""oh quit the crap Bulbasaur we know you're the grass type"""
"Louise Jokes (my own jokes towards to my friend louise) ENJOY THESE LOUISE JOKES AND ALSO IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THEM ILL REPLY TO SOME OF THEM THAT I MADE AND ILL EXPLAIN THE JOKE"
"No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse"
"All I'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."
"What do you have if you don't have a Kia? A Nokia."
"Instead of dropping Charlie Sheen, shouldn't Hanes keep him on to promote their Wife-beater Tees?"
"What do you call someone with one arm and no legs? Names"