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Joke of the Day
"What does a frying pan and anal sex have in common? They both brown your meat."
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"Did you hear about Joan Rivers? When they died, they realized she was an organ donor. They used the plastic to make toys for the orphan children."
"How can you tell a pirate is being raped? You hear him screaming ""Quit plunderin' my booty!"""