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"How to get a job without experience ? Just run for office!"
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"I like my women how I like my tests Curved"
"It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family."
"""Jiro dreams of sushi"" is one of the most popular Netflix documentary's What's the least popular documentary? Jiro nightmares of assrape"
"I left my keys on my piano ...That's it."
"An horse walks into a bar. The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size."
"You know how when you're in high school and you get ""senioritis"" and your brain shuts down? When does it come back on?"
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose"
"My dad caught me sniffing at my sister's underwear ...while she was still wearing it. Everyone in the funeral couldn't believe what they were seeing"
"Sitting on the Toilet Scrolling through dating apps while on the toilet is the best idea... etiher way you're gonna find shit."