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Joke of the Day
"How much penis? Soooo much penis."
Next Joke
"drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake."
"If I know anything about girls, it's that they appreciate privacy. Trust me I've read a ton of diaries."
"ME: My new contacts are here! WIFE: Don't put them all on at once like you did last ME: [eyes wide] I CAN SEE YOUR BONES"
"What if you're a Gift Horse Dentist?"
"My GF is such a bad cook. The flies got together to fix the Screen Door."
"What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop? A Pencil cause he's full of lead!"
"What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink."
"What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? Eclair."
"What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy? Ted can swim away from an accident."