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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?"

"What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice? Justinice."

"What did the cow say to the hay? I chews you"

"My mum is a midwife and she always messes up jokes... Which is strange, because I thought midwives were great at delivery."

"Math puns are the first sine of insanity Title"

"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver."

"Trying to talk sense into a racist... Is like trying to beat a Jew at hide and seek."

"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""

"What do you call a guy who fucks himself? [Ethan Hawke](http://i.imgur.com/tXrW7HU.jpg)."

"What's Ted Cruz's favorite food? Boogers. This isn't a joke. Ted Cruz eats his boogers."