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Joke of the Day
"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver."
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"What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood"
"What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !"
"The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff"
"""I really thought by now we'd all have robots,"" he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge."
"Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system."
"I feel pretty smart until I realize the wild ducks I'm surprised by on my neighbor's lawn are metal lawn ornaments he's had for 5 years."
"What do you call a gay vampire? A fruit bat."
"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."
"Why did the psychic get fired? Because she didn't see it coming."