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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? A strongly worded reprimand from the university's board of regents, and an immediate withdrawal of your funding."

"A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who's stressing you out."

"[at oceanside seafood restaurant] Me: Is the fish fresh here? Waiter: Yes *from the kitchen, a fish blows me a kiss & waves seductively*"

"what did the leper say to the hooker Keep the tip."

"How would you describe sex with a midget covered in sugar? Short and sweet"

"What was Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite art form? Exi-stencilism"

"How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

"Hmmmmmm just lets see how this goes. Knock Knock."

"Do you know what would happen if you'd freeze someone to -273.15 degrees Clesius? That person would be 0K Edit: Just noticed that I flopped the title. :("

"What do you call an edible ion? An onion"