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Joke of the Day

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception."

"Have you heard about the condition that causes your penis to ejaculate when submerged in water? It comes in waves."

"I hate using a plunger... they work the shit out of me."

"I heard the funniest joke... But the Fine Bros copyrighted it."

"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""

"I'm so sick of people looking at me funny because I choose to breast feed. If I wanna get my milk straight from the cow, then that's up to me."

"I got fired from my job doing porn... I had all the dedication in the world but too many times i came in too early."

"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"

"What does John Cougar Mellencamp get if he eats too much cantaloupe before he goes swimming? A melon-cramp."

"Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!"