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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a really nice retard? A sweet potato"

"One thing's for sure: People who don't know the difference between ""Your"" and ""You're"" and ""To"" and ""Too"" have strong opinions on Facebook."

"I think we should solve world hunger. You might say I'm a strong believer in world peas. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out..."

"Cop: Been drinking tonight, ma'am? Me: No, I'm just dizzy b/c I'm having a heavy flow day. It's really clotty and... Cop: You're free to go."

"Do you know a good veterinarian? Got asked this by a friend the other day. Hey, do you know a good veterinarian? <he starts flexing his muscles> 'cause these puppies are SICK."

"What do you call a musician's best friend? A drummer..."

"What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore? I'm a big fan."

"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"

"Apparently, if a bear attacks, you are supposed to play dead. You know, that sounds an awful lot like something a bear would say..."

"A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy."