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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian? He was stoned."

"[caveman scratches a cave painting of an elephant onto the cave wall] ELEPHANT: delete it"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? One gets a badge for lighting stuff on fire, while the other gets a badge for being lit on fire."

"When I go outside in the winter... I like to put my codon"

"How do you keep an Idiot occupied? [Click here to find out]( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_occupied/)"

"heres law school: ""sustained"" is basically ""settle down beavis."" ""overruled"" also means ""settle down beavis,"" but to the other guy instead"

"A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual."

"Had a girl say ""I want you to treat me like a virgin"" So I sacrificed her to a tiki god and threw her in a volcano."

"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* Oh, this guy is good."

"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."