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Joke of the Day
"If you read stressed backward it's desserts...coincidence? :)"
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"Why are hours gay? Cause they have lots of secs with lots of min."
"The Miami Dolphins...."
"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."
"Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper? He thought it was Coke!"
"[Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong."
"Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out."
"What's the difference between a Commie and a Hippie? Nothing. They both suck.^"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite music album? The Wall"