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Joke of the Day
"Deja Poo The overwhelming feeling of ""I think I have heard this bullshit before."""
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"Michael J. Fox's backup job plan. Become a Living vibrator."
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"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."
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"Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola."
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"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to keep walking so people wouldn't think she was with me."