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Joke of the Day
"Deja Poo The overwhelming feeling of ""I think I have heard this bullshit before."""
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"[ouija board] How are you feeling? *board begins spelling* O-O-E-Y--G-O-O-E-Y What the!? A cheesy board!? G-O-U-D-A--G-U-E-S-S"
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"People say you are what you eat... So you're a dick."
"I'd like your advice on this, as long as it agrees with what I already did"
"What's the hardest part of being a paedophile? The dick."
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