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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because it was dead."
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"I wish my lawn was emo Then it would cut itself."
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"Why do old men need a Viagra and a Doans before sex? The Doans is so their back don't peter out, and the Viagra is so their peter don't back out!"
"America is in the labor room right now... Within 24 hours we will know if it's a boy or a girl."
"Whats green and can kill you if it gets between your teeth? A tractor"
"What's the best thing about a woman? She doesn't have a dick! I'm so, so sorry."
"How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray."
"If you jingle my bells, I will promise you a white Christmas."
"During a routine physical the Doctor said, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" asked the patient. ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical!"""