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Joke of the Day
"Which trees miss you the most? Pine trees"
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"I accidentally emailed my essay to the 3D printer It came out as a piece of shit"
"How many people need to die before we fix... ...this horrendous piano dropping problem!"
"So I slept with a blind girl last night. She mentioned how big I was down there. I replied, 'you're pulling my leg!'"
"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! *Car crashes*"
"What do you call two jalapenos getting it on? Fucking hot!"
"the most American thing I've done today is pay $5 for a pre-sliced apple"
"[tries to blow a kiss] Kiss: I have a boyfriend"
"It's not the cat wearing my pants without permission that pisses me off. It's that he looks better in them than I do."
"What book does ISIS use to enhance their sex life? Camel Sutra"