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Joke of the Day
"What book does ISIS use to enhance their sex life? Camel Sutra"
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"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck."
"[funeral] Her: why is my dead grandfather wearing a diamond ring? *sliding it off his finger* Me: *gets down on one knee* because babe..."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Eh, it works better if you tell it out loud, but you get the ... eye-dea."
"Why don't cows smoke weed? The steaks would just be too high."
"Children are like STD's you try hard not to get once you get them your life is ruined, your stuck with them and their a huge pain in the ass"
"[Creation] God: These dinosaurs are ruining the place! Angel: Maybe they'll evolve? G: *throws a rock* A: Sick shot! G: Next time, apes"
"Spanish for wife - ""esposa"" Spanish for handcuffs - ""esposas"" Well played, Spanish"
"I recently did a survey on Syria. The results blew me away."
"What do you call old, expired Neosporin? Paleosporin"