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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally emailed my essay to the 3D printer It came out as a piece of shit"

"Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail? THE RETAIL STORE!"

"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"I sure hope they're wrong about 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on here with you guys."

"I never know how much to tip a cow."

"I was gonna tell a football joke to Payton Manning....... But it went over his head"

"There would be no evil in the word..... if Satan had life alert."

"Did you know? Did you know that babies, fresh from the womb, can see all around them for 10 seconds.....after they're decapitated"

"Why did the criminal hide in the roof? It was very Con-Ceiling."

"Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror? They wanted to see it crack up!"