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Joke of the Day
"If we were to have a small food fight, would we be engaging in Morsel Combat?"
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"Have you seen Human Centipede 3? Its the same shit."
"A magician is driving down a road... ...and turns into a supermarket."
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans. *rimshot*"
"What do you call two men hanging from a window sill? Kurt and Rod"
"What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common? They both have dead walkers."
"What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy"
"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. It didnt go well. She was a little shellfish."
"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."
"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""