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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen Human Centipede 3? Its the same shit."

"What do you call an Arab with only 1 ball. Iqubal"

"Why do meth addicts prefer to do it doggy style? So they can both look out the window."

"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."

"How do you spot a meth - head in Wal-Mart... In the light - bulb isle with their cart turned upside down, fixing a squeaky wheel."

"I will do a lot of things but admiting I'm cold to my mom when she told me to bring a jacket is not one."

"What do you call a hooker in Alaska? Frostitute"

"Aliens must know that we're an easily conquerable race if they've ever seen us try to cancel a printer job."

"Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?"

"Get Married... Then you'll never have to make a simple decision alone again."