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Joke of the Day

"A list of con-man jokes. What? You were expecting your money's worth? Now begger off before I set Fred on you."

"*wind starts wearimg sunglases adn 90s clothes* *wind starts recitimg will smith raps* wow this is som realy fresh air"

"Praying Mantis: *attends church, devours husband* Agnostic Mantis: *stares suspiciously up at the sky, devours husband*"

"I planned on watching the super bowl tomorrow, but... My inflatable couch doesn't have enough air in it."

"The reason i am nervous around women. I showed my first love to a girl, in the forest, but she ran away before i was done digging."

"Dubai don't like 'The Flintstones'... Abu Dhabi do."

"Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry? they have too many ohms to be good conductors."

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? That guy above us is a real dick"

"Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning..."

"So my drug dealer got me these new shoes.. And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day"