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Joke of the Day

"1) In the interest of time, would ye noble patriots please provide a list of infractions punishable by spontaneous public execution? Thanks!"

"Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost."

"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"

"I love going climbing with my friends... They never fail to let me down."

"you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with ""witty"" sayings that he bought from jcpenney."

"Best African soccer team EVER! the French National team..."

"Athiesgasm What would an atheist say while having an orgasm? OH MY NOTHING"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

"It's a doge eat doge world out there. Such cutthroat. Very survival of the fitter"

"How are Pornstars paid? Income"