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Joke of the Day

"I love going climbing with my friends... They never fail to let me down."

"Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas."

"What do you call a group of birds that stick together? Vel-crows. You're welcome."

"God said onto the sodomites ""go fuck yourselves"" And so they did"

"Life... It's just an f in lie."

"What kind of book does an Irish cultist read? The Leprenomichaun."

"A Czech one: God is carrying a bag of dicks... ...when he suddenly trips over a rock and all the dicks fall out. He gets pissed off: ""I'm not going to pick them up, Prague's going to be here!"""

"learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument"

"*First Date Her: Why are we at Home Depot? Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it."

"Dinosaur 911: what's ur emergency Dinosaur: A FIREBALL IN THE SKY IS FLYIN AT US Dinosaur 911: is it the sun Dinosaur: haha probably. bye"