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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fat absent father? He was never around, but at least he was portly."
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"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing."
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words, ""STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTE SHIT"""
"Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana"
"Praying: It's like wanting to help without actually having to help"
"Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on."
"I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes."
"I try to buy American, but I just can't find a good domestic finger trap."
"[Pulled over] Sir do you know how fast you were going? MY DOG IS IN LABOR! Oh! In that case *scribbles* Here is a ticket for littering."
"[joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering."