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Joke of the Day

"A Reddit Mod walks into a Jihad training camp... [removed]"

"The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman? Neither one, you know I just like you"

"Held a newborn baby, was asked if I wanted one. Laughed & laughed all the way to the bar, where I can go because I don't have a baby. So no."

"What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter."

"Narcissism It's in your best self interest."

"""I'm proud to be an American"" ""I'm proud to be American!"" said the American. ""I'm proud to be Canadian!"" said the Canadian. ""I'm proud to be German!"" said the Nazi."

"Say what you want about deaf people"

"Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes... Sadly, the name Instagram is taken."

"90% of the contacts in my phone are useless"

"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."