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Joke of the Day
"I have a Ring of *Dad Jokes* It's well rounded but not too bright"
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"TIL Pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did"
"I saw an Asian man jerking off in a starbucks Called him a Fappenchino."
"Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either."
"Nothing is more frightening than accidentally making eye contact with a guy who runs a mall kiosk."
"So, the Muslim word for sin is haram... ... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae? I'll see myself out."
"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"
"Spider Island Day 1: The arachnids are intelligent & friendly hosts. They even built me a hammock to ensure my comfort. Day 2: I was wrong."
"Why is workplace sex uncommon in local government? Because they are mostly relatives."
"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""