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Joke of the Day

"Speed dating, but instead of talking, you just exchange phones for 3 minutes and try to glean as much information from them as you can."

"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ""Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!"""

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive."

"Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !"

"Kim Jong Un called me an asshole. I retorted back that he doesn't have an asshole, which is why he is so full of shit."

"F-U-C-K Tell her I said hi."

"Apparently Pound Town is NOT a British dollar store"

"A ninja's wife comes home to find her husband dead and exclaims... ...""no ninja no ninja no!"""

"Women Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"