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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"
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"What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"I'd go to church if they had Wi-Fi."
"her: psssssssst me: ? her: psssssssssssssssssssssst me: ??? her: psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst GOD DAMN IT, MY BLOW UP DOLL HAS A PUNCTURE"
"""Keep away from children to avoid suffocation"" was the best advice I've ever received. You have to pay for that nowadays"
"The actual secret ingredient on most Iron Chefs is forehead sweat."
"AMA REQUEST: Kurt Cobain oh... oh yeah thats right."
"Hear of the shortest suicide note ever? Life sucks, girlfriend doesn't."
"""Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control."" My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. ""I'm saving this for later."""
"Everyone needs that one friend that will promise to redraw your chalk outline to make you look skinnier."