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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Native American slut that gives directions. A Navajo. I'll leave now."
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"I'm dyslexic and wanted to write Santa But Satan showed up."
"Have you ever heard a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Probably not. The P is silent."
"Had a little dog named Mustard, he didn't relish me so he ran away. I couldn't catch up."
"""Since you both claim to be this infant's mother, we'll cut the baby in half."" OK. Sounds reasonable. ""Y...uh, alright then. Let's do this."""
"A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight. The gate attendant told him, ""Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."""
"I like my woman how I like my wine Locked up in my cellar."
"Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!"
"Broken pencils... Are pointless."
"""Can we talk tomorrow?"" is my way of saying ""I'll try to do a better job of avoiding you tomorrow?"""