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Joke of the Day

"How are sex and pizza similar? If you get it from someone in a Chuck E. Cheese's it's never very good."

"Did you hear about the man who took so much LSD he started spontaneously speaking Italian? It was a wopping dose."

"The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco."

"ZOMBIE MOM: Brains for dinner! TEEN ZOMBIE: Again?!? [slamming bedroom door] I wish I was alive!!"

"Do you know how many people were gored in Spain during the running of the bulls? Same as last year: Not enough"

"Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then you'd have to call them bagels."

"What's the mating call of a sorority girl? O My GOd! I am so drunk."

"Why did the smart phone eat a lot? It had a big APPetite"

"What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp? Herr Doctor."

"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."