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Joke of the Day
"Anyone know if Flava Flav survived the weekend's Daylight Savings switchover?"
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"What do you call an egoistical sea animal? Selfish"
"I don't know why people call me arrogant I'm the most humble guy in the world"
"I lost my watch at a party once... Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the guy, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl...not on my watch."
"Communist lesbians are the strongest kind They use fists of steel"
"What do cheese and cancer have in common? Americans put it everywhere!"
"Today I decided to burn a lot of calories... So I lit a fat kid on fire!!!"
"My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped."
"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"
"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""