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Joke of the Day

"4k tvs? no thanks i only need one"

"""Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours!"""

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang."

"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."

"Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more..."

"Instead of my usual Monday snark I'm going to be upbeat and have a great day LOLJK today will ass rape my spirit animal with its angry fist."

"When is a mass shooting not a mass shooting? When it involves energy, because energy had no mass."

"When people say things like ""You can't change the past"" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind."

"My friend's name is Jesus. So if I go driving with him, can Jesus literally take the wheel?"

"Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes."