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Joke of the Day
"When is a mass shooting not a mass shooting? When it involves energy, because energy had no mass."
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"What do you call a confused Asian? Disoriental."
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"The police caught a man masturbating in public. As they were arrestng him, they told him, ""You came in the wrong neighborhood."""
"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."
"My friends ask me why I play soccer even though I'm not very good at it. just for kicks"
"If you're not buying kraft mac and cheese you might be buying an impasta."
"There are 10 types of people in the world: People who understand ternary, people who don't, and people who thought this was going to be the binary joke."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is overused, just like your mum."
"How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!"