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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."
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"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull the meat out."
"Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle."
"I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework."
"""any ideas?"" let's tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings ""whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away"""
"The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught."
"What did the racist Pillsbury Doughboy say? White Flower"
"What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!"
"I'm really good at wrapping presents. It's a gift."